Selasa, 30 November 2010

INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!



A woman writes to the IT Technical support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0,

MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.



What can I do?

Signed,


Desperate wife_____ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,

while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
i thought you loved me. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1. is a very bad program that will download the rarely at home Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.



We recommend:

Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Signed

IT Technical Support
Customer Service Dept.,
Call Center, Banglore
(dipetik dari email group tempat kerja aku)

3 ulasan:

Cempakamelati berkata...

Hmmmmm.......pelik

BeauTiFuLGirL berkata...

ha'ah saya pun rasa pelik cempaka..knp eh?? hahaha!

Tanpa Nama berkata...

moral of the story.....boyfriend and husband...is a different species...even though they are the same person...hehehehe

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